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~comicnerd635
Kick ass, not dick.Monster
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Arsonist
“Got a light?” the girl asks me. I pull out my lighter and buzz the cigarette.
We look past each other, at the people sitting behind us for a couple seconds.
“You don’t want one?” She wonders, puffing out the fire in her lungs. I dig out the flask in my pocket and make sure I don’t mistake it for the whiskey.
“I don’t smoke.”
Murderer
“Hey ma’am. Want a ride?” I ask. Ask might no
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Christ, not Christians...
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| I am not a very violent person. I just hit people once in a while. I am an atheist, radical social liberal/libertarian (economically I have no opinion, at least not until they drop the bills on me. I lean towards conservatism, but I've barely researched the subject), obscenity enthusiast (some idiots call that "potty mouth". Cocksuckers!), professional asshole, egotist. All the qualities that make the world go round. Well, maybe not all of them. That would require some massive surgery, and I don't need to be emasculated any more than I am. Note: I am tempered in the fires of the Youtube debate scene. I got Internet balls. Which is nearly half as good as real balls. So dont try any shit! You will wish you were never born. A nice ol' website to relieve yourself of those damned quote-miners (a number of these quotes have been used by creationists here on DA): [link] |
Devious Info
- Current Residence: U.S. Dont judge me.
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: Six sizes bigger than my usual size. . . specific enough?
- Print preference: Whatever makes you happy, corporate masters.
- Interests: Writing fiction (which is stimulating) and non fiction (which gives me a hard on). Art does both.
- Favourite movie: Dawn of the Dead, Sin City, Rocky, Dark Knight, Blade Runner, Batman begins, Fof F, Office Space
- Favourite band or musician: Radiohead, Metallica, Frank Zappa, Marilyn Manson, Steve Vai, Duke Ellington, and Howlin' Wolf
- Favourite genre of music: Rock, Blues, Jazz (yeah, I'm white), Metal. Hip hop and soul can burn along with gospel, howev
- Favourite artist: Will Eisner, because I am so totally unpredictable.
- Favourite poet or writer: Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman, Cormac McCarthy a bunch of dead novelists.
- Favourite photographer: some french guy who's name I cant remember. Sorry french guy...
- Favourite style of art: Which ever one I happen to be using at the moment.
- Operating System: Do I have to tell you?
- MP3 player of choice: Phfft!
- Shell of choice: As if!
- Wallpaper of choice: Wait, you can choose that?
- Skin of choice: I'm white, but if I have a choice, I would totally go nigga!
- Favourite game: Stopped caring a while ago.
- Favourite gaming platform: Xbox , but I never actually use it. I intend to repeatedly gang rape it for money, actually.
- Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny (not very original, but hell, it's the truth)
- Personal Quote: Heh heh, he's fallen and he can't get it up. Heh heh, heh...- Beavis and Butthead
- Tools of the Trade: Photoshop Elements 5.0, Wacom Tablet, that Pencil people talk about, charcoal, acryllic paint.
- Email: comicnerd635@verizon.net
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Journal History
- Jul 15, 2009 Christ, not Christians...
- Jul 15, 2009 Holy Shit Wow!
- Jul 15, 2009 Eheh
- Jul 13, 2009 Eh, couldn't handle it.
- Jul 11, 2009 Internet Lulz
- Jul 9, 2009 Wow, that was risque.
- Jul 9, 2009 Best Performance EVAR
- Jul 7, 2009 Now Boredom is Breeding Weirdness
- Jul 6, 2009 Best thing EVAR
- Jul 5, 2009 Goddamn
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Fortunately, and fortune has been going really easy on me lately, I wasn’t run over by a lost London Cab. - Roderick Theodor Walker
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.
- Kurt Cobain
Total unrepentance.
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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Fortunately, and fortune has been going really easy on me lately, I wasn’t run over by a lost London Cab. - Roderick Theodor Walker
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.
- Kurt Cobain
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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95.6% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Marriage= ♥ + ♥
Shameless Shop Promotion! [link]
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
Don't mind me, I'm just watching you back ^__^
~DBoettcher~
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A picture is worth a thousand words. But a literary expert can describe a picture in twice that. And only a literary master can do that in less than a thousand and come across with the same impact.
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Support the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by buying me a pizza.
"This looks like a hokey pokey crowd!"
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
P.S. Metallica FTW
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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The . A n y t h i n g . D e a t h . N o t e . G o e s . Fanclub!
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Moo.
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"Human beings, who are unique in their ability to learn from others, are also soley unique in their apparent disinclination to do so"
-Douglas Adams
- Dex.
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Batteries Not Included
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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Batteries Not Included
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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Batteries Not Included
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Thousands of my potential children died in the coffee You're drinking.
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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"After years of waiting...nothing came
As your life flashed before your eyes
You realize...
I'm a reasonable man
Get off, get off, get off my case"
Radiohead - "Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
Sweet taste in music.
I love Frank Zappa.
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"After years of waiting...nothing came
As your life flashed before your eyes
You realize...
I'm a reasonable man
Get off, get off, get off my case"
Radiohead - "Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
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