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Steven Wright Okay, folks. I'm Steven Wright, the stand up comedian. You've never heard of me, because I'm not hip. I told jokes before the internet. My shtick telling jokes in a monotone voice. Given that I'm not retired I probably shouldn't be speaking in past tense. Anyway, I'm the narrator. I don't know why they picked me to be narrator, I'm completely uncharismatic, but I need the money, so I'm going for it.
Now that that's out of the w
by ~comicnerd635
Execution of the KingThe guillotine stands in a Paris public square upon a large platform, as if it was meant to start juggling and performing for the crowd around it. It is considered a joyous occasion, but nonetheless, the air is filled with vitriol and unbridled rage, which these days seems almost like an accepted national pastime.Execution of the King
If there is weather favorable for execution, or execution of royalty, this would likely be it: the world is screened over with fog and the sky burdened with clouds, denoting quite well the seriousness of the event. It seems as if god had scheduled this day for beheading the monarchy.
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- Nov 11, 2009 Pigs Be Hatin'
- Oct 17, 2009 Yuppyism Will Be the Death of Me
- Oct 11, 2009 Oh, boy...
- Oct 8, 2009 Angry Leprechaun
- Oct 7, 2009 Oh yay, situation horror-comedy.
- Oct 2, 2009 Omega Man
- Sep 29, 2009 Lady Gaga
- Sep 28, 2009 Shitstorm Time
- Sep 24, 2009 Whoa
- Sep 24, 2009 Troll Story, Bro
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Pigs Be Hatin'
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- Current Residence: U.S. Don't judge me.
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: Six sizes bigger than my usual size.
- Print preference: Whatever makes you happy, corporate masters.
- Interests: Things I find interesting.
- Favourite movie: Dawn of the Dead, Sin City, Rocky, Dark Knight, Blade Runner, Fof F, Office Space, Pulp Fiction
- Favourite band or musician: Too many, not gonna bother listing.
- Favourite genre of music: Classical, Rock, Jazz, Blues, Metal, you name it.
- Favourite artist: No top guy, too many to list. Kelley Jones or Salvador Dali, I suppose
- Favourite poet or writer: George Orwell, Shakespeare, Aldous Huxley, Cormac McCarthy, Neil Gaiman, Frank Miller, etc.
- Favourite photographer: My dad.
- Favourite style of art: All of them. Mostly abstract, surreal, and modern
- MP3 player of choice: You think I have a choice?
- Shell of choice: As if!
- Wallpaper of choice: Like I care.
- Skin of choice: I'm white, but if I have a choice, I would totally go nigga!
- Favourite game: Stopped caring a while ago.
- Favourite gaming platform: I don't do that kinda shit. Unless you count playing with people's minds.
- Personal Quote: Heh heh, he's fallen and he can't get it up. Heh heh, heh...- Beavis and Butthead
- Tools of the Trade: Brain, eyes, hands, those are pretty important.
- Email: comicnerd635@verizon.net
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"I wonder what's in there"
"In his pants?"
"No, the curtain"
"Doesn't anyone care what's in my pants?"
-200 Motels
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"I wonder what's in there"
"In his pants?"
"No, the curtain"
"Doesn't anyone care what's in my pants?"
-200 Motels
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I'm a meat eater.
Armagetron is an awesome game. Very old-school.
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somniare est vivere.
-Sonaxaton-
[link]
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Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality. -Frank Herbert
Check out my comic, Romance of the Five Tribes [link] A Comic Fury site. [link]
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"I wonder what's in there"
"In his pants?"
"No, the curtain"
"Doesn't anyone care what's in my pants?"
-200 Motels
--
Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality. -Frank Herbert
Check out my comic, Romance of the Five Tribes [link] A Comic Fury site. [link]
*watches*
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"I wonder what's in there"
"In his pants?"
"No, the curtain"
"Doesn't anyone care what's in my pants?"
-200 Motels
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Some people are like Slinkeys. Not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
My AWESOME cow carameldansen avatar was made by =BurgerBunny!
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"I wonder what's in there"
"In his pants?"
"No, the curtain"
"Doesn't anyone care what's in my pants?"
-200 Motels
One was like: "Make women stare at your huge penis! Add inches now!" If their just staring, that's not very productive.
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somniare est vivere.
-Sonaxaton-
--
"I wonder what's in there"
"In his pants?"
"No, the curtain"
"Doesn't anyone care what's in my pants?"
-200 Motels
--
somniare est vivere.
-Sonaxaton-
--
"I wonder what's in there"
"In his pants?"
"No, the curtain"
"Doesn't anyone care what's in my pants?"
-200 Motels
[link]
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somniare est vivere.
-Sonaxaton-
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You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something. - H.L. Mencken
See? Shes a LIER. The HACKER took those down, if she was me, shed KNOW that.
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look at my writings please!
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