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Monster

Things They SayThings Dangerous People Say to Nice WomenThings They Say
Arsonist
Got a light? the girl asks me. I pull out my lighter and buzz the cigarette.
We look past each other, at the people sitting behind us for a couple seconds.
You dont want one? She wonders, puffing out the fire in her lungs. I dig out the flask in my pocket and make sure I dont mistake it for the whiskey.
I dont smoke.
Murderer
Hey maam. Want a ride? I ask. Ask might no
| I am not a very violent person. I just hit people once in a while. I am an atheist, radical social liberal/libertarian (economically I have no opinion, at least not until they drop the bills on me. I lean towards conservatism, but I've barely researched the subject), obscenity enthusiast (some idiots call that "potty mouth". Cocksuckers!), professional asshole, egotist. All the qualities that make the world go round. Well, maybe not all of them. That would require some massive surgery, and I don't need to be emasculated any more than I am. Note: I am tempered in the fires of the Youtube debate scene. I got Internet balls. Which is nearly half as good as real balls. So dont try any shit! You will wish you were never born. A nice ol' website to relieve yourself of those damned quote-miners (a number of these quotes have been used by creationists here on DA): [link] |
/shameless self-promotion.
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Fortunately, and fortune has been going really easy on me lately, I wasnt run over by a lost London Cab. - Roderick Theodor Walker
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.
- Kurt Cobain
Total unrepentance.
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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Fortunately, and fortune has been going really easy on me lately, I wasnt run over by a lost London Cab. - Roderick Theodor Walker
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.
- Kurt Cobain
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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95.6% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Marriage= ♥ + ♥
Shameless Shop Promotion! [link]
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
Don't mind me, I'm just watching you back ^__^
~DBoettcher~
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A picture is worth a thousand words. But a literary expert can describe a picture in twice that. And only a literary master can do that in less than a thousand and come across with the same impact.
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Support the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by buying me a pizza.
"This looks like a hokey pokey crowd!"
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
P.S. Metallica FTW
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[link]
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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The . A n y t h i n g . D e a t h . N o t e . G o e s . Fanclub!
. T h e . L a r g e s t . D e a t h . N o t e . C l u b . O n . d A .
Moo.
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"Human beings, who are unique in their ability to learn from others, are also soley unique in their apparent disinclination to do so"
-Douglas Adams
- Dex.
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Batteries Not Included
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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Batteries Not Included
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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Batteries Not Included
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Thousands of my potential children died in the coffee You're drinking.
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"We are dumb all over.
And maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-Frank Zappa
"People are fuckin' stupid"
-George Carlin
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.
I'm not a slave to a world that doesnt give a shit."
-Marilyn Manson
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"After years of waiting...nothing came
As your life flashed before your eyes
You realize...
I'm a reasonable man
Get off, get off, get off my case"
Radiohead - "Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
Sweet taste in music.
I love Frank Zappa.
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"After years of waiting...nothing came
As your life flashed before your eyes
You realize...
I'm a reasonable man
Get off, get off, get off my case"
Radiohead - "Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
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